[Left at Tim's door is a dark red, hand-knitted scarf. It's very clearly done by an amateur, as there's several dropped or misplaced stitches here and there, it's soft and warm and a pretty decent length. Wrapped in the scarf is a thumb drive with "memes" written on it; if Tim plugs it into any computer, he'll find a four-hour playlist of Vines, memes (kind of dated), shitposts, cat videos, other animals, and the entirety of the "Important Videos" playlist. Not all of it is funny--some of it is just cute or weird--but the general idea is that it's several hours of time wasting. Sans wasn't sure whether Tim liked memes at all, so he just kind of picked everything.]
[There's no card, but written on the bag is from sans.]
12/25
[There's no card, but written on the bag is from sans.]